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In this age of Web 2.0 I seem to have to enter many of these details in many, many locations. Depending on the nature of the site (professional, personal or an attempt at reconnecting old friends) they all seem to want slightly different stories.
Hopefully, this is the most complete of them all

Where I lived

In approximate chronological order:

1968 - 1984
Meopham, Kent. UK
Early years, infants and primary school in Meopham. Then secondary school in Meopham and grammar school in Gravesend. Sport involved lots of swimming & life saving, some rugby as well as the usual things such as cubs, scouts and man, trips to the Accident & Emergency section of the local hospital.
1984 - 1986
Southport, Merseyside. UK
Sixth form college and the first real adventures in beer. Sport was now lifesaving (no swimming) and the odd bit of rugby
1986 - 1989
Southampton, Hampshire. UK
University, so lots more adventures in beer. And the first travels to parts of the world less travelled.
1989 - 1990
Orpington, Kent. UK
First job, from which I was "terminated" (which I still think should have involved Arnold Schwarzenegger) and adventures in London. Sport was indoor cricket (yeah, it really existed) and a very silly game involving a frisbee.

At which point things start to get a little complex. In June 1990 I got a job working on a seismic acquisition crew. This meant that I was posted to various exotic parts of the world such as Tunbridge Wells, Bridlington, North Allerton and Haywards Heath. It was a nomadic lifestyle for a year or so, living in caravans, camp sites and occasionally B&B's.
But eventually the postings got a little more glamorous; Belgium, Milan and many different locations all over Germany (where I got pretty good at speaking german. It was either that or starve, so I learnt quickly). And then the locations got a little more dangerous
My next posting was on the Yemen/ Saudia Arabia border. Except that due to the contantly shifting sand dunes (they were up to 250m tall) and the lack of satellite navigation (GPS was only just arriving) we were never really sure which country we were in. And as the local Beduoin didn't really seem to care, neither did we. Then finally in this nomadic existence, I finished up spending two years in Kazakhstan.
After which, in this constantly travelling lifestyle, I wanted a trip to one of the glamorous locations again. Only I was offered Nigeria. This time, I decided to leave the job. It was 1994 and life became a bit simpler again.

1994 - 1995
Sheffield, South Yorkshire. UK
University (again) so obviously more adventures in beer. Sport involved attempting to swim, but giving that up because it was just far too much like hard work, korfball and more silly running around after a frisbee
1995 - 1996
Tunbridge Wells, Kent. UK
Well, I knew all about it after looking for oil there, so why not get a job there? This was my first job after my second time at university. And was also the site of one of my most bizarre first days on a job (and let's face it, most first days are pretty bizarre). Sport now involved lots and lots of chasing after frisbees and occasionally hurtling down snow covered slopes with planks of wood attached to my feet.
1996 - 1998
Southampton (again, but not for the last time)
Second job after my second time at university. I was attracted to coming back to Southampton for a number of reasons: the job, the familiarity, the people. Whatever the final reason I got to buy my first flat (or apartment) and entered the final stages of bachelor life/ first steps into marriage. was pretty much just chasing after frisbees- with the occasional 10K run, just to keep with my girlfriend
1998 - 2003
Calgary, Canada
Something of an odd move this one; I moved to Canada (with my wife) in order to stop travelling. No, I don't think she really understood it either. In 2001 I created my own company: Maguffyn (Unfortunately, our motto isn't as cool as 'The Vinyl Cafe'; "We may not be big, but we're small" but see the story of what a maguffyn is) but kept chasing frisbees for sport and it seemed rude not to continue to attach planks to my feet and hurtle downhill. But I never did learn to skate with a stick in my hands, nor did I learn to "Hurry Haaaard".
2003 - 2004
Southampton (again, and this time for the last time. So far)
Canada was never intended to be the final destination so we came back to the UK. Good job we kept that flat, heh?.
2004 - 2006
Calgary, Canada
The only problem with Southampton was the lack of work. So back I went to Calgary, leaving the young family behind. Work was good in Calgary, but the commute was a killer (especially when I tried to come back to the UK for a weekend. Not recommended. At all
2006 - present
Cheltenham and den Haag
Work pulled me overseas again. A divorce meant that I wasn't actually missing out on my kids lives by being away (well not that much); the opportunity was good and the money wasn't bad either. So now I find myself accruing frequent flyer points like they are going out of fashion (in 2006 and 2007 I was at least a Gold Member frequent flyer in two airline's freqent flyer programs. You may think that is a badge of honour- trust me, it isn't)

Finally, and this is only really because I am a geek, there is the story behind this web site